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Dr. No (1962)

Robert = Red

Ladd = Blue

opening sequence-

4-letter name- DR. NO-

the sun never sets

Targeting the spy

I've got him in my sights now

Bang! Cue Theme Music

Letterbox Strangways

Calling London over and out

Crabkey Doctor No

urgent message here-

multi-colored telephones-

the name is spoken

cold war fears again-

a portrait of the arms race-

as a young Scotsman

Red lips so rosy pink

Fingertip slides down lapel

Classy gentleman

Double-O number

"You've got a license to kill"

"Leave the beretta" 

Kingston, Jamaica

Grit and determination

Both hands on the wheel

double-check the ride-

they're on to you from the start-

brutality time

stains in the carpet-

matching her type- a searching-

hair pasted to door-

assassination-

by spider- planted @ nite-

thwarted via shoe-

Cotton pajamas

Creepy crawly in your bed

Smash smash smash smash smash

duty calls- old boy-

'it's universal exports-'

tying up loose ends

driving on mountains-

chased around curves & jack-knives-

the tall hearse explodes

he smells the towel-

knowing it was a set-up-

the zipper comes down-

they fuck to kill time-

each w/ their own agenda-

he calls for a car

the girl sings the theme-

shell-shocked VENUS emerging-

this kitten has claws

Bikini seashell

I'm Ryder Honey Ryder

Some high-powered boat

'bombshell genius' type-

in need of protection-

breathy voice a must

a target @ work-

trying to throw off their aim-

outwit the radar

exposed to bad vibes-

'he's reading 95- CHIEF-'

'decontaminate-'

knockout drop coffee-

patent leather in yr. sleep-

black gloves- brass lift sinks-

The fresh pot of coffee

Should not be trusted at all

It is often drugged

constantly sopping-

beads of sweat & water drops-

a flimsy disguise

Stately admiral

"I prefer the fifty-three"

Member of SPECTRE

"Stupid policeman"

"I never fail Mister Bond"

Punch to the stomach

a series of tubes-

the only hope of escape-

if they don't flood 1st

room-sized computers-

designed to topple rockets-

can also eat men

A thankless duty
The job of a henchman
Not a long lifespan

the rocket is safe-

but he hasn't found the girl-

HONEY?- HONEY?- where?-

abandon ASAP-

all gauges read 'critical'-

the island is lost


Boat adrift no fuel
"Well what do we do now James?"
Good time for a kiss

out of fuel @ sea-

time to fuck some more- why not?-

'the end'- roll credits

Next: From Russia With Love (1963)